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southernbellechelle:

Like seriously?! I didn’t need this this morning.

You piece of shit! No, I’m sorry…I wouldn’t want to offend pieces of shit. Just a worthless mf’ing human being.

Sigh..you work hard to have nice things and assholes come and vandalize or take it.

Sending hugs.

Thanks hon!

Like seriously?! I didn’t need this this morning.

You piece of shit! No, I’m sorry…I wouldn’t want to offend pieces of shit. Just a worthless mf’ing human being.

Sigh..you work hard to have nice things and assholes come and vandalize or take it.

Aren’t you the one who’s supposed to be all southern decent? I’m from California; you’ll be lucky if I buy you a mocha to show my disinterested surfer appreciation. But I do still love you. Of course.

First, I literally said out loud “a mocha? seriously?”. That’s just sad…okay I would probably take that mocha but still.

Second, although you do have a point, some southern women like to be wooed at times. Well this one does.

Third, you’ll soon have a three day window to buy me a mocha so you need to be preparing for that.

Well, yes; I am bound by our vows, dear.

I’m glad we agree. Now apparently someone needs to go ring shopping.

I’m just saying, Chelle is a well trained Apprentice. Not yet at the murdering her Master yet stage, but getting there.

That and it’s law that you always take my side.

You really do.

Aww Petra..the badass even agrees. Today is not your day.